They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Randomize
