im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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