hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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