Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you would pick up someone in the library
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Success! We fucked roommates!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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