If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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