did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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