Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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