He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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