dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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