I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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