Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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