I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
