so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
the liver wants what the liver wants
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
