I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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