i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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