Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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