I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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