My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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