dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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