tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
You had me at "let me see your balls"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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