Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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