After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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