I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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