The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
