Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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