She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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