Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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