I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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