gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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