my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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