Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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