Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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