bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it's great music for shaving your balls
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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