I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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