no. you can't hotbox the world.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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