I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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