so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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