Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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