Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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