i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
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