Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
operation harelip BJ is a go
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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