just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
