She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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