Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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