If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She bit a glass in half.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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