oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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