Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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