Nicole vs. Life
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
