did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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