i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You've changed since you got that strap on
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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