I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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