I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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